10 Things…

Featuring a new Coin Toss special, here are 10 things (slightly satirical) that we learned from the Premier League this weekend:

  1. Lee Cattermole is not a footballer, he is a professional dickhead.
  1. Arsenal really are a one man team, take a bow Robin Van Persie.
  1. Roman Abramovich really has no clue about football; although AVB had to go, he then puts a man in charge who couldn’t keep West Brom out of the drop zone in charge of steering Chelsea into the Champions League.
  1. The talk of the England job has definitely gone to Harry Redknapp’s head. 8 goals conceded in the 2 games since Fabio Capello’s departure.
  1. Federico Macheda is also a professional dickhead; homophobic tweets are not acceptable in this day and age.
  1. Ashley Young was a bargain for Manchester United, bear in mind he cost £2 million less than Stewart Downing.
  1. Newcastle-Sunderland matches really are the feistiest derbies in the division. 8 yellow cards? That’s what I call old school football.
  1. Wolves were better off with Mick McCarthy. Fact.
  1. Liverpool can’t take penalties. Even bigger FACT.
  1. Even Roberto Martinez can’t work a miracle to keep this Wigan side from relegation. And yet Dave Whelan is criticising him? Buy a better squad then Dave.

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